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Friday, May 25, 2012

Top 10 things we learned in Art History 2012

Today in Art History, the class compiled a list of the top 10 things we learned in Art History 2012....  And here it is -->

10. Picasso was a jerk
9. Cezanne rhymes with orange
8. The sexiest Venus is Willendorf
7. Jasper Johns makes great lunch
6. Mona Lisa, can you say overrated?
5. Botticelli + Simonetta = Manet + Victorine
4. The good artists borrow, the great artists steal
3. The Arnolfini portrait? Wedding? Pregnancy? Death?
2. Rembrandt was Baroque. He had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh

and the number 1 thing we learned in Art History 2012...

1. If you bet on a tennis match, you will get stabbed in the groin and die

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