Well, right out of the box, went to a conference and Craig Roland is there stalking me. He was all like, "Ian take our picture, take our picture." You know how he gets all excited like that.
I also went to this girl's session. I don't know who she is but she seemed nice. She kept pushing me to put my student's artwork on the web. Like that will ever happen!
I guess all the travel makes some people sick. I felt bad for whomever it was that threw up all over this wall. Look how much he threw up!
I think Bob Dylan took this painting (or one like it) from Andy Warhol as payment after Dylan did a screen test for Andy. I heard he later traded it for a sofa.
The next day I went to the tweet up at Starbucks and met with the lovely people from Davis. That is Nancy Walkup checking to see if I have tweeted her.
Picasso was a jerk!